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Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.
Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009
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Butt pleased

Being contented with a situation or product, the opposite of butt hurt
The food and service were excellent, I am very butt pleased!
by CaptainJeanLucPicard May 3, 2019
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NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What you say when you really don't want something to happen
Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 9, 2021
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Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves
by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021
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The Flying Superman Fist of Pleasure

When the women is on the bed, legs open for delivery, and the male is on the furthest wall from the woman, the man will proceed to get into a "superman pose" with his head down and his hand in a fist. The man will now proceed to get a running start (at super human speed) and jump fist first into the female's WAP ( wet ass pussy). The deeper the better!
Did you hear Becky had to go to the hospital after David attempted the Flying Superman Fist of Pleasure
by 1001010000001 June 17, 2021
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cracka please

It's the same thing as "Nigga Please" Except it's toward a white person
Yo im thugged out cuz I wear fubu

Cracka Please!!!
by ac February 13, 2004
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