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PERSIAN BANJO

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PERSIAN BANJO Is when a nude male bends over and his FUN partner slaps his MANTOY from behind.
During a overnight camp out my Fun uncle Hoag showed everyone the fundamentals of playing the PERSIAN BANJO
by MATTSLAPPY17 January 13, 2025
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A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.
Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.
by Jray82 July 20, 2025
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Persian rug stomper

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You take a shot before going down on a woman, spitting the alcohol on her pubes. Light her bush on fire and stomp it out
"Yo why is your girl limping so hard?"
"She got a Persian Rug Stomper last night"
by J_Robn September 24, 2025
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Bathing one's body in a sink, or using a bottle of water, usually in a public restroom. Also known colloquially as a "whore bath".
I didn't have time to get ready, so I took a Persian Shower and got dressed.
by BigNashtyAP April 4, 2026
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A term from the Age of Empires 2 (AoE2) community which refers to a player who has picks the Persian civilization, then deletes their starting Town Center and rebuilds it within firing distance of the enemy Town Center. Persians are one of the few civilizations that can do this reliably since their Town Center has double hitpoints, though Byzantines get an honorable mention. It is generally considered a meme strategy, but is sometimes able to stress and tilt opponents into a chaotic tactical position or outright resigning, and has a controversial reputation among players.
"Did you see the Red Bull Wololo tournament game where MBL Persian Douched Liereyy?"
by torpedo2 November 9, 2025
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lay down the Persian

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a reference to cut a rug; to dance very well and impress others. Persians being the best type of rug
"Fred's a great dancer, hang around and watch him lay down the Persian"
by Ru$h March 9, 2008
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Full Persian

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When a guy wears a button down shirt and slowly unbuttons it down to one button exposing his hairy chest as he gets more intoxicated as the night progresses.
I can tell how drunk Joe is by how many buttons are unbuttoned, Dude is Full Persian.

Damn, Charlie is already Full Persian and it's only 7.

Jacob, you can't go Full Persian you aren't even drunk.
by CheyaBoi2013 August 21, 2013
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