pay as you go peasant

Someone who will only use a pay as you go mobile phone service and is always running out of credit, forcing you to ring them back

"I've got no credit"

"Pay as you go peasant!"

by trist December 9, 2008

Peasant

A put down usually used to show how someone's project or action is badly done. Usually used in Australia

Mate, that throw was peasant!

by Chris Sharrad October 30, 2004

Petashnic

When mans Public Hairs are longer than his penis, errect or flaccid. Also "Petash" for a shortened meaning.

"Man, did you see Mitches Petashnic, its hanging out of his Speedos that's disgusting!".

"WOW look Tims Petash is longer than his bloody beard!"

by Petash101 September 13, 2009

peasant features

Possessing facial features common among poor rural people, such as receding chins, lazy eyes, low brows, horsey face, etc. Possibly the result of centuries of living in a shallow gene pool.

What do you think about Raylene?" "Are you serious? She has no chin. She totally has peasant features.

by Jimbo E. November 22, 2011

cheater pease

Cheater pease is a derivative of the words peter, and cheese(peter cheese), which is the stuff that seeps out of the end of ones penis during sexual arousal, whether during self or assisted stimulation. Basically natural male lubrication that comes out silky smooth and ends up all crusty and shit, like those days when you wake up and your eye lid is stuck shut 'cause you've been dreamin heavy like a mug.

1. "I was whackin off on your moms face last night while she was asleep, and my cheater pease dripped into her eye, then when she woke up in the morning she couldn't open that sumbitch.", "Haha, that's sick doot!!one!!tilde"

2. Pornstar - "Lick the cheater pease off my cack you slutbag, that's right, you'sa badgirl!"

by Wicked-Wun June 21, 2006

Peasing

Origin: Springfield, MA (Home of the Basketball Hall of Shame). Meaning
to get all giddy after an event or series of occurrences deemed
favorable happen, and having the attitude that nothing could possible go
wrong, only to find that the worst case scenario has occurred which
causes an instant feeling of depression and self loathing followed
immediately by destructive compulsive behavior done in an attempt to
numb the pain.

Damn Son! The score was 30 zip until you gave it a peasing, now the I lost the
bet.. Where's the mother F'in endo?

by joemama2332 January 16, 2009

Peasant to the square root of infinity

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

by JDUB21 April 24, 2007