by acdc23455 February 18, 2011
Get the Perpendicts mug.A neurophysiological disorder that occurs in certain people (usually a girl, usually named Kalina) who are irrationally happy all the time. As a result, they are never able to stop their eyes from smiling, even with strenuous effort. It is a very unfortunate condition that causes immense career success and likability. Condition is currently incurable and is spread by direct interaction with others. Please beware.
Jim: “Kalina! What happened with your face?”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”
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"Dude, that tennis chick Lindsey Davenport has a serious case of perposteria. Ass like a fucking angel, and a face like Swamp Thing..."
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My hobby is to take things I find on reddit and posting them on my friends wall claiming them as my own.
Dude, nice use of perpendicularism.
Dude, nice use of perpendicularism.
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