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offensive line coach

Typically fat fuck coaches who fail to attract a wife so they take it out on the o-line
My offensive line coach sure is a fat fuck
by Spidalicka August 14, 2017
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Offensive recovery biscuit

A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt
by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018
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offensive driving

To drive in a manner to keep the pace on roads that are heavily congested to the point of advancing through quickly as possible but not to the extent of it being aggressive driving.
NYC requires some offensive driving if you want to ever get to your destinations!
by Tmaas June 6, 2018
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Offensive

Everything is offensive
by Boogereater69 May 23, 2022
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offenced

i'm so offenced by that comment
by ur m0mmy November 1, 2022
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KISS offense

(v) to conduct oneself or something in the easiest possible manner by avoiding extraneous actions. KISS stands for Keep It Short & Simple or Keep It Simple, Stupid. Much like a basketball coach would call out a Triangle offense or Isolation offense from a sideline, a parent, trainer or mentor would tell their subordinate to "run the KISS offense"
While the intern was fumbling through a long drawn out slideshow that was putting everyone to sleep, his mentor said to him, "run the KISS offense"
by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009
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Cartonable Offense

A cartonable offence is defined by an incident causing an avoidable disruption to users and/or services.

This may include re-doing work already completed by another employee.
Service Calls excessively past deadline, personal milestones, certifications, role changes, corporate support, leavers may be considered a Cartonable Offense
by daul porris June 17, 2011
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