Noited

Adjective

1 To be killed or destroyed in a precise yet entirely coincidental way.

"Who would've thought that." mumbled the guard, "He'd be noited by a crocodile AND the prey it was hunting."

by Edward Blackhurst December 20, 2019

Van Note

A transvestite. A girl who pretends to be a girl but really has a penis.

See: Chicks with Dicks

Girl #1 - Ew, did you see that Van Note over there?
Girl #2 - Yeah, she has a bigger penis than my boyfriend!

by balhky July 19, 2007

note to self

Catchphrase used by comic genuis Norm MacDonald in the movie "Dirty Work"

Note To Self: Buy Ass Wart Cream For Giant Wart On My Ass

Note To Self: Germans Love David Hasselhof

by didjitmachines July 9, 2004

on a serious note

Used in when a speaker is changing the conversation from a humorous note to a serious one. The speaker uses "on a serious" to warn his/her companion that he/she is going to shift the gear of the conversation to a serious note.

On a serious note, she is beautiful in her own way.

by amisum8 January 25, 2016

Danny Noriega

A former contestant on American Idol. He did not make it to that top 12, but that is only because SOME PEOPLE WEREN'T LIKIN' IT!! But most people were. He is as cute as a tomato, and he is TMTH for American and all of the haters. He has become very popular, and has thousands of fans who are devoted to him in every way, and love his guts! He is very loyal to his fans too. His fans are called Danimals, DannysFannys, Dannylions, and many others. He is very loved for exactly who he is, and nobody will ever change him. He is an amazing person, and he is sexy, and he is a great singer and dancer! He can seriously work the stage!! He is beautiful inside and out. He has amazing hair!! He is such a great singer!!

Danimal 1-WOW, did you see Danny Noriega last night on Stickam??
Danimal 2-Yeah, he was dancing and singing Tainted Love like he did on Idol!!
Danimal 1-He should so be on the show still! Danny Noriega can sing!!
Danimal 3-yeah did you hear him??? AAAAAAAAh it was like amazing!!
Danimal 2-Yepp. I love you Danny Noriega!!
Danimal 3- Let's go watch his videos and listen to his voice!

by Hawt_4_Sanjaya April 28, 2008

c note and a half

One-hundred fifty dollars. C stands for "centum" the Latin word for 100. Half means 50 as in half of 100. The word "note" actually come from the $100 bill it's self. Which reads, "This note is leagal tender for all debts, public and private."

You owe me a c note and a half for that shit i loand you

by Gunziii December 16, 2008

No Note

No Car Note, Paid In Full, Paid In Cash

No Note

by ExecStyle July 24, 2009