we need to talk

A time to have a heart attack, lay down and die. Especially when a guy says it.

Guy: Baby, we need to talk
Girl: Um..ok?
Guy: It's not working out
Girl: *has a heart attack & dies*

by Mami February 14, 2004

we need to talk

your screwed your girlfriend is leavin you

heyy baby we need to talk

by taken0prisioners September 20, 2003

We need to talk

Things have suddenly gone south!!!

Fat chick: We need to talk.
Redneck:I'll pack your bags for you, whore.

by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004

the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk

When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009

we need to talk

usually when a person needs to give you excruciating bad news, a divorce, a death, a certain behaviour that you might be giving to your parents...lol

hey justin...ive been meaning to tell you this...

yes kelly, we need to talk.

by suburbanpictionary.com September 22, 2003

I need to poop

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.

"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"

by 3421 June 29, 2020

I need an adult

When something sounds weird out of context

“He can pull things out of you you never knew you had”
“I need an adult”

by Randomhandle69 November 4, 2020