napoleon

What you call a young person who acts like "god I hate my parents!" "life sucks I want to kill myself!!!!" etc. Taken from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Popular among SoCal beach kids.

Kid A: I hate my parents! Why can't they just die already!!!!!
Kid B: Dude, quit being a Napoleon. Your parents are rad!

by Numair January 22, 2007

NAPPLES

nipples that have become cold during the winter.

its a bit cold outside, ive got huge napples at the moment.

by TAYLORTHEGREAT! November 2, 2006

Napoleon Bonaparte

The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.

Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!

by Vanish29 March 12, 2008

naples in da hizowse

A term that means either:
A) Go Fuck-off
B) Ha, n00bs, that isn't a Pushrod Bellcrank
C) I'm the lord of dead pigions poping out-a nowheres!

Jay:Dylon, i was going home when I drank this energy shake that tasted like salt and felt like a kick to the groin when...
Negro Nick: Yo, my mom died in a kick to the groin accident. NAPLES IN DA HIZOWSE!
Dylan: really...

by Cheesy314 May 17, 2006

Choal napple

Another way of saying skoal apple.

Jonathan: Man, I'm all outta dip do you have a pinch I could get?

Blake: yeah man. You can get a pinch of my choal napple.

by Jonathan jarnder January 5, 2012

napoleon dynamite

the best flippin movie EVER gosh u frickin idiots u gotta c it if not im gonna get the butt load of gangz in my school ta kick ur tots cuz they're pretty good with a bow staff GOSH

napoleon dynamite iz da sexiest nerd in da world IDIOTS ima rape him in his face

by UR MOTHER'S NOSE February 10, 2005

napoleanism

Overwhelming desire to invade other peoples countries.Even if there's no chance of victory.

Im feeling a great sense of Napoleanism today i think i'll invade Russia,or maybe even Afganistan.

by popebenadict16 January 31, 2010