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texas muzzleloader

when a guy and girl are having anal sex while the man is chewing tabacco, before the guy cums he pulls his dick out and puts the tabacco on his dick then reinserts it into her ass.
last night was crazy, this girl let me give her a texas muzzleloader.
by penguine123654 March 5, 2011
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The Muzz

Slang for a Pennsylvanian group of Islamic beings. The leader of which is bald and has an epic white beard and is actually a convert from Catholicism. Total of 5 "muzzes" belong to this clan. Main mode of transport is a red van. Back-up mode of transport is a camel convoy. The leader of this group originated from New York state and found his true calling on a volunteer mission to the South Pacific. Though the leader of this clan is an extreme "dush" bag, the main female is a Norm-Muzz (see Norm-Muzz). Main Muzz built a Muzzosque. Main Muzz towers above the other Muzz community at 6'4", though his voice would indicate that he is of a much shorter and slender figure. Most people have a similar opinion regarding the Main Muzz... that of which he sucks.
Again, we cannot coordinate a family reunion this year due to The Muzz's Ramadaning.

The Muzz sucks. I am so glad I am not part of The Muzz.
by Muzzlissa May 25, 2011
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muzzle toff

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"
by cursorkidjr July 1, 2011
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Mozzy

Lets go to apps and get some Mozzys!
by Vinnyinpants October 30, 2008
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Mizzy

He has 20 deadlines by the end of the week, he has hardly slept, he is mizzy!
by Clvgrl78 June 22, 2015
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Mazzy

"So I just went home and had a mazzy"
by Hardyminardi January 1, 2010
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mazzy

a person who like chez, wilbur soot, and karl jacobs <3 :)
Girl: THAT BITCH LOVES KARL JACOBS
Person: THEY MUST BE A MAZZY
by beelive :] <3 September 25, 2021
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