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butt musket

A butt musket is the art of eating whole meatballs and firing them out of your asshole.
Dinner was good lastnight marge but I've been firing the old butt musket all day.
by monkey spunkk December 8, 2010
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musher

A musher is nice ass on a woman. A musher has to be plump, round, and very large for mushing. A musher is perfect for fucking while the girl is laying down on her stomach because a guy can go to town on the musher hardcore.
Yeah dawg that was definitely a musher. I would smash that musher her while she lays down on her stomach.
by Anonymous19437 May 6, 2011
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muskrat

Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.
When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!
by Big Eddie April 12, 2006
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Serbian musket

To do a line of cocaine out of a furry Serbian's butthole while he/she uses his/her farting ability to propel more of the powdery substance into the user's nostrils.
coke user: "I'd like to combine my love of cocaine with the smell of a breezy fart."

Serb: "A Serbian musket should do the trick, let me rub my butthole a little bit so more coke can go inside."

coke user: Awesome.
by Muhmurphy February 10, 2008
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fudge musketeer

Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"
by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006
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musketeers

four people that do everything together

see: losers with no friends
i love my musketeers.
by lindsay June 1, 2003
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Muser

Someone how makes lip syncing videos on music.ly
I am a muser and a YouTuber
by Honeybea June 17, 2016
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