monkey mustard

when some one is talking shite, you say this phraise. it works, trust

1) sorry mate your talking crap, its all monkey mustard to me

2) your tlking monkey mustard

by nink, gandalf, and razor September 4, 2004

Butt Mustard

A fart that seeps out a little bit of liquid. Similar to a shart, but much less solid. Usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking.

When I farted, I thought it was okay, but then I felt the butt mustard squishing between my cheeks.

by stanleyroper July 15, 2005

Mustard

An anorexic's favorite condiment.

Carla: Ehmahgawd Tina, I just discovered a new low calorie snack- mustard on paper. It has like three calories.

Tina: Rock on, Carla. That is totally hawt!

by TrickyPickle September 15, 2016

Mustarded Erdogan

1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.

Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"

"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!

by Kazraël November 26, 2016

mustard stains

stains left on a womans panties

look at your girlfriends panties, mustard stains

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

PC mustard race syndrome

A person who thinks the PC is the best of all and brags about it(which can be) and refuses to try out other consoles.

Robert: dude, the PC master race is the best!!!!
John: i think you have the PC mustard race syndrome

by Pussy_Destroyer69 March 7, 2016

Mustard Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is caked with mustard, preferably spicy brown. Similar to the musket shot, yet no smokey cloud is produced. Only clumps of fine mustard.

Patrick was marinating in his own scent when he bent over and plopped out a spicy brown mustard shot on Charboneau's chest.

by Hansellout December 3, 2007