muddy bite

An act of retaliation when you go down on someone’s bootyhole and they haven’t properly cleaned. A simple bite right on the anal entry teaches the individual that they need to properly clean next time.

I went to lick his bussy and i felt a dingleberrry, so i gave him a muddy bite to let him know.

by Thedirtymonster April 04, 2023

muddy snowball

when a man ejaculates in their parnters rectum and then performs oral to anal sex to reteive seamon and then passes that seamon onto their partner.

Carol was delited with the way her bottom felt after Trevor passed onto her his muddy snowball

by steverenio October 05, 2007

muddy the water

When a man takes a shit, and then stands up and turns around to take a piss. He pisses on his own shit, making the water turn brown.

dooga: yo dawg after i let out that monster load, i decided to muddy the water

goodooga: yo man i did that last week!!

by Chrisoshayyy February 24, 2006

muddy trailer

During anal sex, you pull out your cock, have the chick take a shit in your hands, rub it all over your dick and then put it in her pussy.

Dude, my hands still stink from the muddy trailer I gave my girlfriend last night.

by Told_U_So January 30, 2009

muddy vag

A term used by pseudo-gay sexual predators(i.e. Bros) in reference to their victim's anus. Short for: muddy vagina.

"Hey, Collin looks tired today"
"Yea, I heard several sailors worked his muddy vag hard last night"

by Hercules E. Rockafeller March 02, 2008

muddy turtle

The act of wiping the shit off one's anus onto the bottom of their nut sack with toilet paper after defecating.

Michael had to take a bath after committing a muddy turtle.

by Broken Rubber April 27, 2014

Muddy Lizard

A big sweaty cock that has fallen flaccid out of a girl's freshly shit asshole.

This girl who wears primary pastel primary color t-shirts told me she'd kill me if I broke up with her. I got a muddy lizard.

by Blackwater Brian July 04, 2012