shaft mosser

Someone who fools around with dicks.

Damn that girl is fine.
Hope she's a shaft mosser.

by Pussilia August 13, 2009

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faux-mosexual

A person who acts gay but really isn't.

jon- bob is super gay.

jack- no he's not. he's a faux-mosexual!

by dr. seymore butts March 17, 2010

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Mahija Mossen

A yelp or shout on Modern Warfare 2 yelled by the Terrorist team to proclaim dominance; Means enemy down in Arabic; Related to the world Moggdy Bossen.

Guy: Dude, I think my GF is a terrorist, every time I give her a chunky fister she yells Mahija Mossen!

Guy2: Aw dude that means she plays CoD.

by Supercoke November 21, 2010

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DJ Moses

To pass gas so badly while dancing that it clears a crowded section of the dance floor in a club, like Moses parting the Red Sea.

"Everyone was having fun until DJ Moses showed up and sent everyone to the walls."

by DCMikeRotch1 October 24, 2012

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When you meet an attractive girl and say I know we've never met but I feel a sort of connection or say something more ridiculously awkward, making the girl feel uncomfortable, thinking you a loser, and never talking to you again.

Hey Tate used The Moser Effect on Makenna and know she doesn't even talk to Tate anymore.

by VarsityAnonymous August 8, 2016

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Jonny Moseley

The most bad skiier around, he likes to full knuckle snow, steal from the russians and sign women's breasts. Most famous from the 1998 Nagano olympics where he won a gold medal.

Eric: Holy shit that's Jonny Moseley!
Justin: Who the fuck is that?
Eric: He's the best skiier ever man get your facts straight!

by Joesretrogames May 4, 2018

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