Jelly of the Month Club

A midwestern way of saying: Christmas Bonus, without coming across as pompous or fortunate to receive one.

My Jelly of the Month Club came in the mail, let's go to Chili's tonight.

by aposii December 16, 2022

National Lucy Sears is Fit Month

Free Coupon for a Dick Pic from Lucy Sears. Know a Lucy Sears and are very trivial in size. For the month of October, its Lucy Sears is fit Month.

Papadapolous: Hey Sears boo
Lucy Sears: What Mr Papadapolous
Papadapolous: Its National Lucy Sears is Fit Month send Pics
Lucy Sears: *Cries in Fit*

by GummyGummyBear August 31, 2020

Monotonized

To make everything the same all the time, with no chance of fun or spontaneity in whatever it is you are doing. Boring and never changing.

Man this class is so monotonized i always feel like I'm gonna fall asleep!

by mersons April 10, 2010

monthly vaginal discharge

That time of the month where your girls vagina vomits a blood sacrifice to the pagan gods

Man, Rene's got that monthly vaginal discharge

by M1khale January 17, 2016

Hannah Monotonal

Hannah Montana is Hannah Monotonal.

That bitch can't sing she must worship Hannah Monotonal.

by mc philly December 7, 2010

Seven Month Slump

The seven month slump is a period in a relationship when a couple has been dating for seven months, the couple seem to be more on edge and uncomfortable with each other during this month. Usually causing fights, conflict and creating problems that simply aren't there. If a couple is able to make it through the seven month slump then they usually show great potential.

During the Seven Month Slump you may feel, disloyalty, distrust, poor judgement and such.

by One Who Knows More Than You April 7, 2011

gay month

june 1st to june 30th

it gay month, gotta kiss my homies

by tomthebomb2000 June 3, 2020