molesterable

Having the characteristic of being easily molested. Vulnerable in the way of sexual knowledge and prowess and having few sexual defenses.

"Dude, that chicken looks so hot...I want it..."

"Dude, you screw the chicken, I'm going to see if that gohper is molesterable. He was eyeing me earlier."

by Itami July 1, 2005

Buffet Molestor

One who consistantly makes a habit of (and loves) depleting all available food supplies; see deffinitions for rashaud

The cookie monster was the buffet molestor of the cookie jar.

by Flipz and Sparrow April 23, 2005

molestar

Spanish teachers try to pass off this word as "to bother, to annoy" however, that is the PG version and is not true. It means to molest. Passionately. WARNING: IF YOUR SPANISH TEACHER ASKS IF IT'S OKAY TO MOLESTAR YOU...SAY NO!"

You may have heard of the "Rape Song" but this is the "MOLESTAR SONG"

"Stop! Don't touch me there. This is my private square. M-O-L-E-S-T-A-R. Get your penis out of meee. MOLESTAR. MOLESTAR. MOLESTAR.

by Mr. Manzi June 3, 2007

collie molester

Derek Jeter

Once again that collie molester Jeter struck out with the bases loaded.

by Joe Torre May 18, 2004

yak molester

someone who is from canada

that yak molester is annoying the fuck out of me.

by walter9 September 13, 2008

molestuous

where a person in high school dates someone 7+ his/her age and they are intimately involved

Jack and Jill are in a molestuous relationship being as Jack is 21 and Jill is 14

by J.R. GREEN September 22, 2004

modestrian

(mo-destrian) A mobile pedestrian. A problem has risen in the fact that the word "handicapped" has become a broad term used for anyone with any various type of impairment. Modestrian means specifically a person that is completely restricted to a wheelchair.

There is a grassroots movement among many New York City residents to remove the handicapped status of parking spots, and to replace it with modestrian only parking signs. This will create available parking for the handicapped citizens that truly need the close proximity parking (those contained to a wheelchair aka modestrians).

Christopher Reeve was a modestrian because he was handicapped to the point that his only mobility came from being in a wheelchair.

There is modestrian rugby leagues around the country. This is known as murderball or wheelchair rugby.

(www.modestrian.com)

by bmanstan May 16, 2007