no molesto

What you say when you say something that a total pedophile would say.

17-year-old: Damn! Look at that girl. Woo I would wreck that ass.
Other dude: Ayo you know she's only like 14, right?
17-year-old: No molesto. But still.
Other dude: *rolls eyes* Yeah whatever.

by _-Chuck-_ April 26, 2014

Corn molest

When someone sticks there fingers up your but and pinch twist and pull

I Just got corn molested

by Noahboasnake April 20, 2018

Fred Moletrousers

A British National Party troll who stalks political forums and uses the tragedy of dead relatives to gain sympathy for his Neo nazi views.

Had a Corbyn supporter on that site!
Yeah!
Yeah! I used Fred Moletrousers on him,,,,,they banned him.
A bit harsh!
Yeah I can't stand fucking Labour cunts.

by Lord Edmund April 5, 2019

Penis molester

A person who molests a penis

I am a penis molester

by Widsowman September 7, 2022

ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult

Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion

by yoink_ May 15, 2018

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.

by Trashginger April 4, 2018

moletrigger

Slang for when a man's prostate is being stimulated and he ejaculates onto a rodent.

Bill pulled the moletrigger on Harry the hamster.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005