Midget in a raincoat

What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber

Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

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crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006

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a smidge of midgets

a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).

I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.

by azalea May 13, 2005

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midget sex

Sexual intercourse between two midgets in the wild! Very rare to see!

John: 'I just saw some midget sex'
Joe: 'OMG thats so rare'

by Bumhole123 March 4, 2015

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an object, person, place or thing that is any or all of the following:
thoroughly impressive, ultimately luxurious, extraordinarily large and/or thoroughly amazing and astounding that words can't seem to do it justice.

Aaron Spelling's house in Beverly Hills is midgethorse.

Did you see the Yankees win that game last night? That team is midgethorse.

Dolly Parton's gritstits are midgethorse.

Did you see that long pass by Chad Pennington? That was midgethorse.

Kobe's wife's ring that she got after he banged that tramp is midgethorse.

Alan Greenspan's brain is midgethorse but I think he smokes too many glogs.

by Ridgewood October 7, 2004

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