Midget Snare

(Noun) A tool used to aid in the collection of midgets and or all other small creatures with the intent to steal human souls.

After watching a female midget steal the soul from a helpless child i took quick action. I noticed the midget was heading due west so i used my normal legs, which enabled to move much faster, and went ahead of the midgets path. I quickly set up the Midget Snare and jumped behind a bush. As the midget ran her little foot entered the small loop laid on the ground. The 20 pound fishing line quickly tighted around the creatures leg and with a snap, launched her into the air. She was whiplashed back down and swung with nothing but fear in her eyes. It was the best Example of a Midget Snare ever. As she dangled in the air waving those little arms attempting to free herself i ran out and beat the midget with a stick. After 4 strong hits she released the childs soul and gave up all hope. I put her in my Midget Collection Bag and went on my way to return the childs soul.

by midgets.steal.soul February 11, 2010

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Midgame

Similar to pregaming, drinking between two social events (or sometimes midway through one event) usually at someones house. Like pregaming, it can be to avoid expensive drinks in town or to just be drunk on reaching the second event.

We're going out for dinner then back to Dave's to midgame at his flat before going to a club

by Moliey November 21, 2009

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