come to jesus meeting

A meeting in which a group discusses their flaws. Nobody can interupt another and they can't put words in somebody else's mouth (she doesnt like me).

After this terrible week, the staff really needs a come to jesus meeting.

by BmsGrad January 1, 2009

Melting Rodney

A person takes a shit and then freezes it for later. Resembles melting chocolate ice cream.

Some dude left a Melting Rodney in my freezer last night after the party.

by Smoot January 9, 2007

Meeting point

An area near transport stations, traditionally train stations, where people go to to meet up and partake in a 'Sneaky One'.

Amrit, where are you going?
OH, just to the meeting point

by Bilal.Batty January 11, 2014

No Nosed Meeting

A meeting that is of extreme importance and solemnity. So solemn and business like is this meeting that it is required that you remove you nose before the minutes are taken.

Endorphous quickly removed his nose before he entered the No Nosed Meeting. Failure to remove ones nose in front of the very important business men would result in losing face.

by mfseed September 27, 2010

Meeting

When a mans pelvis meets a girls ass.

Man 1: "Sorry i'm late i had this long meeting in the supply closet with the new receptionist."

Man 2: "How did the meeting go?"

Man 1: "She complained that i finished the meeting too soon and she said that she would find a new business partner."

by TTROLLful July 23, 2011

sit-down meeting

Similar to "dropping a duece". Its where you sit down on the toilet to have a poo , but it may take awhile, so you typically bring in work to do like a laptop or a book or magazine; and since you don't want to divuldge that you're crapping when someone calls you, you tell them that you're having a sit-down meeting instead.

"Hey Dude, how's it going?"
"Cool, man. I'm just having a sit-down meeting and I'll call you back."

by thegirlDJ August 25, 2009

Frank Meeting

A 'Frank meeting' is called when there is an argument that cannot be resolved. The 'Frank Meeting' involves all members partaking in the argument to get their Penis' out and to continue with the dispute until everyone agrees. If a person calls 3 Frank Meetings in one day he is then made to kneel down and take a hit in the face from every other person's Penis.

"No my Dad is a better fighter than your Dad"
"No he isn't"
"Let's call a Frank Meeting shall we"

by Reg Davis June 23, 2008