melissa dunn

Melissa dunn is the definition of a fuckface, someone you instantly want to fucking punch, Melissa dunns are annoying squeaky and remind you of Kane larkins so basically if you want to find the worst insult ever you've found it here #melissa dunn

Omg fuck off Melissa dunn

by Hynik November 7, 2015

Melissa

The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like kermit the frog.

Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift!

Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.

by cramped thighs December 30, 2011

Melissa

Fat ass and usually pretty dumb

Don't expect a Melissa to wear cute tiny clothes or write you a paper!!!

by weeburt November 6, 2010

melissa

awkward prude who pushes the couches together but still has lesbo dreams.

That Melissa acts like a prude but... the couches the couches.

by small jewish child shu up January 24, 2015

Melissa

Someone who constantly talks shit. This person litterally only opens her mouth to talk all kinds of mad rediculous shit...even when she isnt involved in the conversation she will still interject in order to talk shit.

boy- so bro wanna chill or something

random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT

boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you

by OHgreat1 January 8, 2012

Melissa Butler

Biggest beaut known by mankind, is very loyal and has been through the works, deserves only the best of the best with everything she’s been through, very small & annoying though at times. We all need / know a Melissa

I love Melissa butler she’s peng abit

by Madzer adzer 20 October 17, 2018

Melissa

anthony popocas girlfriend.

him: “oh is that melissa”

other him: “yeah! anthony’s girlfriend”

by ilikeanthony November 11, 2018