Megan

a half boner

'i got a random boner in class today, dude.'

'ah i hate that, it's the worst.'

'yeah, fortunately it was just a megan, so it was manageable.'

by saucebaus August 25, 2011

Megan

An annoying ugly girl who is over obsessed with her boyfriends😴she gets too brave & thinks she's all that😂she thinks she can get rude to anyone because she has a boyfriend but reality her boyfriend ain't gonna do shit he doesn't like getting into fight😂😩

Megan's Boyfriends Best friend:I hate you but I also love you😂😂❤
Megan: What? 😤

by nicegurl August 16, 2015

Megan

someone who is a stubborn pig

Man, he is such a Megan!

by teeeheeeeeheeeee October 16, 2011

Megan

A very rude girl who always smokes and thinks she's better that everyone else and goes round sleeping with everyone

Have you heard about that girl Megan

by Telatenny September 26, 2017

megan

a dirty little bitch fuck

man: i’m going back to megan

tina: that dirty little bitch fuck

by megansucks2020 June 5, 2020

Megan

A complete bitch who will kick your ass if you get in her way.She will tell you the complete truth no matter how much it hurts and doesn't let words get to her.She is a very hardcore awsome person.Mess with her friends you'll get your ass sent in the hospital.She is very loyal and hates other people.She is usually very goth and hates guys with the name of Derrick,Zach,Chancey and Tom.Her best friends names are usually Jj,Jade and Kenzy.She also wants to be a prostitute when she grows up and her unlucky month is April 24.And shes very badass

and whenever you walk past her a little voice in ur head should scream SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Derrick:Hey Megan whats up?
Megan:Dont fucking talk to me!............Dickhead!

by veronicaisalesbo August 12, 2010

Megan

The dumbest bitch you will ever meet

person:Hey did you hangout with Megan?
other person:nah she told me I had a mental illness so we're not talking
Person: damn what a bitch

by cheesepuff July 20, 2016