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car mattress

The back seat of a car covered in seamen stains and moist with vaginal secretions.
I did Debbie on the car mattress last night.
by Wafflehoff May 10, 2016
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public mattress

A person who's having a high amount of sexual intercourse throughout their life. (mainly prostitutes, bitches and your girlfriend)
Hey, do you wanna hang out with Jessica again, your public mattress?

Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.
by thai-germane February 17, 2017
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Mingus mattress

A cottonwood girl willingly able to sleep around with every guy in town, usually in a guys best friends bed, and afterwards only asks for $5 and a cookie.
Skylar always loved using guys for sexual attention, but not just one guy his closest friends to, thus being a Mingus mattress.
by Barry verde March 9, 2017
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jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.
emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!
by jackaloped January 18, 2021
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Cookie Masterson

Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."
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Cerys Masters

Any Image can be Cerys Masters
by The_Grybird July 5, 2021
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Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012
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