by Wafflehoff May 10, 2016
Get the car mattress mug.A person who's having a high amount of sexual intercourse throughout their life. (mainly prostitutes, bitches and your girlfriend)
Hey, do you wanna hang out with Jessica again, your public mattress?
Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.
Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.
by thai-germane February 17, 2017
Get the public mattress mug.A cottonwood girl willingly able to sleep around with every guy in town, usually in a guys best friends bed, and afterwards only asks for $5 and a cookie.
Skylar always loved using guys for sexual attention, but not just one guy his closest friends to, thus being a Mingus mattress.
by Barry verde March 9, 2017
Get the Mingus mattress mug.a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.
by jackaloped January 18, 2021
Get the jon matteson mug.Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."
by I Write Random Explanations April 3, 2021
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Get the Cerys Masters mug.Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
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