Mattskallop

A person who takes forever in a kitchen.
One who inflicts strong hunger among people.

Waiter, we've been waiting an hour for our food! Please have that mattskallop hurry up!
That mattskallop has cooking burgers on the grill for an hour!

by Seasonal REAPER November 2, 2022

Mattism

Mattism - when someone with the name of "Matt" restricts their enormous brain to grow.

(commonly by a hat or when under some sort of pressure)
*Note this can cause pain due to it pushing out hair follicles faster than normal

Bro I took off my hat and my hair was hurting because of my "Mattism"

by Vegetable124 November 17, 2022

maritsexueel

When you are very horny but will become the hornyest person allive if its about a Marit

Omg my crush is called Marit!
My guy i think that you are Maritsexueel

by Thabestgalevah September 27, 2022

Matias, ITS HARD

For whenever you don't know what to say in a discord vc, so you yell this out

VC: quiet
You: Guess what
Friend 1: What
You: MATIAS, ITS HARD

by Wikerbiker October 2, 2022

Matis

"Matis" - a name that exudes confidence, charisma, and intelligence. This person is someone who always seems to have it all together, whether it's in their career, relationships, or personal endeavors. They have a natural ability to lead and inspire others, and their positive attitude and infectious energy are contagious. Matis is the type of person who can light up a room just by walking in, and their radiance is something that everyone around them can't help but be drawn to. They are truly one of a kind, and anyone lucky enough to know them should consider themselves blessed.

"I was really struggling with my project, but then Matis came in and completely turned things around. Their ideas were so innovative and their motivation was contagious - I couldn't help but feel inspired to do my best work. Thanks to Matis, the project was a huge success and everyone was impressed with the results. I don't know what we would have done without them."

by {User Handle} December 30, 2022

Mattstinky

"Sorry... sorry ... sorry for saying sorry too much im just sorry... "
-Jimyaaah in training. Much like a houseplant needs sunlight, Mattstinky needs attention and pity from anyone, hopefully Dindy.
-sorry
-leaves me bag of cheetos and his ps2 in his will
-he says sorry for wanting to commit toasterbath
-cri and apoligize

-turns green on my couch , hes fine tho.
-Dindy Dindy Dindy !!!!!
-do NOT coddle or breastfeed , instead insult so he become more manly and resiliant. Mental conditioning!!! And lastly tell him he too emotional, you sound like you want to give me a BEEJ, fudgepacker

Mattstinky has been purple ish on my couch for almost an hour, i might take him up on those cheetos he dont look too hot. Nvm he said sorry , false alarm.

by Dodingo January 1, 2023

matishing

to fish for a significant other with brains

I'll be matishing at tonight's press conference.

by blancadillo January 25, 2023