motion sickness cigarette

Export 'A' blue cigarettes.

Frank: "Are you alright man, you don't look so good"

Jeff: "Yea i'll be fine, I just had a motion sickness cigarette."

Frank: "Oh fuck, maybe you should have a seat!"

by shoulda_brought_them_shigars June 14, 2009

Matson

Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories

Man, this guy is such a Matson!

by Iscol Eddoc Enairon April 25, 2009

Motion in the Ocean

Have sex in a swimming pool and watch the waves crash against your back while you are holding the side of the pool. Fucking like crazy you can go for hours underwater. Trust me ;)

You will always creat the Motion in the Ocean by having sex in a swimming pool

by Bonnie&Clyde2142 December 22, 2010

mathoned

For one (male) to have the handle of a common hairbrush inserted into the anus by his sexual partner. Meant to cause sexual pleasure.

"You see Terry the other night?"

"No, what happened?"

"He was mathoned by Julie. He can't even walk!"

by Concerned_Man July 19, 2009

Matson

Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of things

Wow this guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people

by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020

Marion Dawson

Marion Dawson Is the fittest gilf around

Marion Dawson Is a 10 out of 10 smash

by Sexy G.I.L.F Marion December 2, 2021

Ocean Motion Day

The best holiday of the year. On January 2nd of every year, the nation celebrates the motion of the ocean.

"Gosh! I can't wait for Ocean Motion day this year!"

by OMFG_Ocean_Motion December 9, 2008