Martindale

sexual act involving a female and two midgets. (preferably light weight and homeless in appearance) So the female is able to hold one of the midgets in an upside down swinging formation toward the vaginal region. As the other midget preforms the shocker.

Dude I saw your mom with two midgets last night, they definitely did the Martindale.

by Mr. Smith92 December 24, 2010

Martin Ford

A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass

Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.

by tklol December 15, 2008

Marching Band

A cult of sorts
A group of interesting people surrounded by "music".

Marching band was both the best and the worst decision of my life at the same time.

by Chay4 May 18, 2017

martin brenner

The evil dickwad who took eleven, (Jane Ives, now Jane Hopper) away from her family in the show stranger things.

He also goes by Dr.Brenner, and works at Hawkins lab.

“Oh my god Becky, Andrew is such a Martin Brenner”

“Ugh, I know right!”

by MyNamePervy February 7, 2018

Marching band

a cult.

i love marching band

by wackbro September 9, 2018

Marching Band

The thing that every urban dictionary definition of it seems to despise.

Did you look at all the urban dictionary definitions of marching band?

by aosoiguhia January 23, 2019

Martin Knauer effect

The Martin Knauer effect (also known as the Tim Sabel effect) is when two voice actors in any form of media sound the same.

It's name comes from the two German voice actors Martin Sabel and Tim Knauer who's voices sound so similar you can barely tell the difference.

Yo is that guy voiced by Dwayne Johnson??

Nah fam, that's just the Martin Knauer effect.

by Turkish gnome April 17, 2019