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Mario Tennis Whores

Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario game, especially Party, Kart and Tennis and they decide to become your new best friend.
Girls pass by an open dorm room door, converse within earshot of the inhabitants of the dorm, come in and begin with:

Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.

Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.

Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!

Guys: Yes.

Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?

Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores
by IrishLord January 19, 2009
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mario winans

P Diddy's protege..awesome r&b singer and producer..signed to BadBoy Entertainment. Never Really Was is only the second hiphop/r&b song with a creative Madonna sample (first one was that song by Mase and Total that sampled Justify My Love).
I enjoy listening to Mario Winans' CD Hurt No More. Those well-made but slightly disposable BadBoy productions soothe my ears.
by marla x0 July 28, 2004
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Super Mario Bros. 2

Game of the year.
Supppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer mario brothers twoooooooooooooooooo babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!- videogamedunkey on "Super Mario Bros. 2"
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Hotel Mario

A great game with well designed art and is used for ytps cdi link is another game alike to this masterpiece check it out!
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic gay Luigi? — Famous hotel Mario quote
by Team Chaos February 6, 2019
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too drunk to mario

adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
by k123 February 24, 2008
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Super Mario

Super Mario, despite his weight, macks it with the princess.
by Dan Alston December 8, 2006
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