manningless

to be without your most valuable asset for an unknown period of time, which may or may not be a HOF quarterback with an injured neck.

The Texans didn't even feel the need to practice for the game this week, since the Colts were manningless.

by havlorech September 12, 2011

mantengo

slang for welfare (Puerto Rico)

Ese tipo no busca trabajo, se dedica a vivir del mantengo.

by tercerriel September 24, 2011

Munting Dweeb

A ugly nerd.
Can also be used as a general insult or friendly banter between friends.

Person 1: Hey are you free today?
Person 2: No sorry got a load of homework to do :(
Person 1: Omd, you're such a munting dweeb :P

by Thatbabe June 1, 2014

marting

A footballer which is well known for being injured! Basically as much use as a bag of bollox

Don't select that player in your team he's Marting

by Millsie! May 14, 2016

Mandingus

There is only one of these creatures and if found you must capture and study it. If encountered give him a peanut butter sandwich and some milk and he will pass out. Then you can study him before he wakes to fight the demons.

Mandingus: I wonder if they'll ever find this mandingus
Man 2: I'll bet he's hiding in his shell.

by Justababs January 10, 2019

Manning Middle School

Manning Middle School is shit and you should NEVER go there! Teachers favor students, are to fucking going to be teachers, shove ads down your throat (For some Europe trip), Fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, etc! Manning sucks.

Me: Have you ever been to Manning Middle School?
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!

by IminlovewithQueen May 11, 2019

Matting

Being a flake, the act of saying you will do something and then not doing it

I was supposed to meet Jimmy at Chuck E. Cheese but he's Matting me.

by anthonyman November 25, 2019