Maggie

1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."

by Maggalaggadingdong September 16, 2008

maggot

Used to describe the state of a person who has consumed too much alcohol.

"hey look Tom is maggot! haha!" "i got maggot last night"

by Josh Tomo July 31, 2008

maggot bag

Another word for a meat pie from a suspect location or "gutter eater".

Would you like some degreaser with that maggot bag

by Adman June 27, 2004

Maggard

The act of burping while getting spanked. :

Little Johnny is on Santa's lap. He wouldn't stop crying so Santa turned him over and Johnny got maggard.

by gackmaggard February 2, 2009

maggot

Die-hard Slipknot fans that acts like a swarm of maggots on Slipknot concerts.

Exaple:
1. Maggots shall live forever, assholes!

by d10p3t April 22, 2009

Saggy Maggies

Droopy breasts, usually on an older woman. From Cypress Hill: "Remember sista Maggie; Her tits were kinda saggy; Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies".

"She'd still be ok for a go, swing the saggie maggies eh?"

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

cleetus maggot

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.

Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.

by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006