ass maggot

one clinging to life as a parasite of the ass, allowing for the survival of devolved ass-latched peoples.

Catholic Priests, and the red headed step children they rape.

by foshizzle December 3, 2003

maggot

Extreme state of intoxication resulting from excessive intake of drugs

Lets grab a tinnie and get maggot

by Timmah May 6, 2003

breathing maggots

A term often used by old people to explain the feeling of being hot and sweaty, also can be said as "breeding maggots".

Dale: arnt you hot wearing that coat?

Grandma Jam: eeeeee im breathing maggots

Dale: You must be cos im sweating cobs.

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

Having a row with the maggot

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.

Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!

by Grimmy Bumdirt February 28, 2011

maggot

The aforemented label someone gives themself if they somehow like the band Slipknot, one of the shittiest bands in existence. Maggots mostly consist of 12 year olds who don't know jack shit about real music and just listen to Slipknot in a pathetic attempt to seem cool. If you enrage a maggot by telling them Slipknot sucks, their typical response would be to "go and kill yourself", as if anybody cares what a maggot thinks in the first place.

A Typical Music Lover: Slipknot f-ing blows.

A dumbass Slipknot Maggot: YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON YOU SHOULD GO AND KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE SLIPKNOT KICKS ASS AND THEY WILL SHIT ON YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM!!!!!

Music Lover: Well Slipknot can yell at me all they want to if I don't like them, but I won't be listening.

by Somebody who actually likes good music August 3, 2006

maggot

rhymes with faggot. due to all slipknot fans are faggots.

also a little worm lookin' thing.

go ahead, and IM you little faggots.

AIM - florida is tuff

guy 1: "that kid's a maggot!"
guy 2: "did you say faggot?"
guy 1: "no. maggot."
guy 2: "oh. they're the same thing."
guy 2: "indeed. let's go shit in his locker, for listening to such a shitty band."

by TONY January 16, 2005

maggot booner

the maggot booner is an alcoholic drink conspired a few fathoms east of westchesshire at the maggot booner pub by a man named bar keep. it is brewed mostly from maggots and other assorted drinks owned by bar keep, it is commonly drunk by 2x4 Joe and McGintee. Maggot booner may also refer to the pub, ye ol' maggot booner which is under constant attack by blue tigers that swear frequently and drink gin.

bar keep: You London types....coming up here with ur balls or shiny! Think u own the place. Well, u dont own this place. Bar keep does. Ther'll be no flirtinis here. You'll drink what bar keep drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!

by borris... May 18, 2008