My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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wife material

a girl so amazing that she is worthy of spending the rest of eternity with

yeah bro, i love her so much; she is literally wife material

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bedroom material

(Less misogynistic), adj: fit for in-the-bedroom activities

Since I consider the term f^able to be too misogynistic, I would use the term bedroom material instead

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His Dark Materials

Isn't really a word, it's a TV show. One of the best TV shows out there, in fact.

"Hey, what TV show are you watching?"
"It's called 'His Dark Materials', you should watch it."
"I will!"

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Orange Materialism

Orange Materialism is a form of materialism where everything that cannot be reduced to material is false and pseudoscientific and must be eliminated. Orange materialism is considered to be the eliminativist version of materialism and considers everything religious, spiritual, esoteric, occult, extraphysical, metaphysical and beyond material and spacetime to be false, eliminative and pseudoscientific. Orange materialism is also characterized by defending materialism, physicalism, eliminativism, psychoatheism, neuroatheism, positivism, neopositivism, neoatheism, naturalism, skepticism, scientism and rationalism to the extreme and rejecting anything outside of them, as is the case with everything that is everything that is religious, spiritual, esoteric, occult, extraphysical, metaphysical and beyond material and space-time.

Orange Materialism is considered to be the version of eliminative materialism which is focused on eliminating everything that is religious, spiritual, esoteric, occult, extraphysical, metaphysical and beyond material and space-time.

by Full Monteirism July 11, 2021

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