miff muffered moof 

Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,

Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

miff muffered moof by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

Muffer Fluffer 

One who fluffs the muff :)

some one on a porn set who is required to "prepare" the woman's muff....muffer fluffer :D

Muffer Fluffer by nae n tha hoof December 10, 2010

miffler 

Someone who enjoys sticking their nose into people rectums and then proceeds to sniff hardcore. Also known as a rectum reader.

Mathias: Oh man Beth you are such a miffler.
Beth: Tyler, I hate you.
Me: Huh?

miffler by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

muffled fart 

When a male eats out a females butt and she happens to fart.

hey jan wanna go and give me a muffled fart

muffled fart by goldbrood77 May 28, 2008

Muffle Shorts 

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

Muffle Shorts by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014

Mufflebush 

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

Mufflebush by J-baker June 14, 2016

Mufflebush 

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

Mufflebush by J-baker June 14, 2016