mitch off

masturbating through the pocket. usualy people will use silk pockets. also my be just playing with himself.

that boy over there is gona mitch off soon.

by alx McCarter May 3, 2005

mitchell bade

a nigger who is pie sprung, slinky, a nigger thats talks but he really cant back that shit that he talks so he has to walk around with a gat, one who is also known as a "missle catcher".a very frail and shady person.

"apparently we are dealing with a mitchell bade i guess thats why he keeps on staring"

by non-misslecatching dude October 18, 2008

Mitchism

A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

by Smokey The Bear March 31, 2005

Mitch McConnell

A russian asset who's also famously known as "turtle mitch", "Moscow Mitch" and "Putin's Mitch"

You're want me to speak russian and take my freedom away? Don't be such a mitch McConnell!

by Putin's Mitch August 1, 2019

Mitch McConnell

The deliberate termination of a human pregnancy, most often performed during the first 28 weeks of pregnancy; or an “abortion” (noun).

“I have to drive up to Sandpoint with Becky this weekend to get her a Mitch McConnell.”

by Porter McConnell October 28, 2020

Bye Mitch

Similar to "bye Felicia" but in male form, otherwise known as man-bitch

When a guy that you're with is a total Dbag(douche bag) and you no longer give 2 shits about them, bye Mitch!

by fox_pack August 15, 2014

Mitching Out

Verb.

1) The ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an ass of one's self, yelling "hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini," or any general act of combing both "bitching out" and being named mitch.

2) The act of bitching out, but when the person's name is Mitch.

3) The verb that describes mitch's behavior after three or more drinks

Person 1: Oh man did you see Mitch hiding under the table at the strip club?

Person 2: Oh yeah, he was totally Mitching out!

Person 1: Afterward he absolutely refused to pass out on the couch!

Person 2: Wow what a Mitch!

by Mingo_Fiercest December 16, 2009