mattress firm

A place to pretend to be interested in buying a mattress so you can take a nice nap on a comfy mattress for free

I live in Mattress Firm because I’m poor.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 14, 2018

mattress

Bed

But also used when naming various options in a hard situation

Yeah, I’ve review all the mattresses

by Jaakson17391 August 1, 2023