The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt
by Shdnn mcmvtkidicn February 17, 2024
Get the Bohemian Chess Matchmug. Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
Get the Axis Tennis matchmug. Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit
"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"
by Fennejenny May 16, 2018
Get the Licking matchesmug. When a cars Vehicle identification number (VIN) matches the number on major components like the engine. This essentially means that major components, like the engine and transmission are original. US Auto manufactures been matching numbers on major components in 1960 (Most Chrysler's and the Chevrolet Corvette) and other General Motors and Ford cars in the mid to late 1960s.
by nine11c2 September 21, 2013
Get the numbers matchingmug. Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.
Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
Get the waterproof matchesmug. Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
Get the Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Appsmug. by bulldogyanog July 15, 2021
Get the matching playmug.