Masterbatiful

A beautiful masterbation session

My alone time was masterbatiful!

by MR.UMUM March 11, 2024

Gasterbating

A term that is commonly used among gooners, where you are gaslighting people online with false information or 10/10 ragebait and pleasuring yourself to their reactions. This is commonly used in social media platforms such as reddit, twitter (mainly), and instagram.

Peak gasterbaters have content farms with bots sending 100s of false information on post, or just normies that just want people to rage.

Hey tommy i tried gasterbating last night. i gasterbated so hard the furry on twitter killed themselves can you believe that?! i nutted so hard on my computer screen when i found out.

by ABuildingOnFire June 17, 2025

Gasterbating

masturbation to or sexual attraction to the character W.D. Gaster from Undertale

does W.D. Gaster have any results on rule 34?

damn it now i'm Gasterbating

by chronic gooner June 18, 2025

Masterbation

The incorrect spelling of Masturbation.

Masterbation is an incorrect spelling. The correct spelling is masturbation.

by DaddyColonelRuffs July 28, 2025

masterdebating

Being an expert (master) at (debating ). I first heard this phrase in mid-2025 on the telly programme, "South Park" -- specifically in the season 27 ep. 0 episode, titled "I Was Masterdebating Again," where Eric Cartman locked himself in the bathroom and was masterdebating with several college-aged women on his laptop computer whilst sitting on the shitbowl.

{Eric Cartman's mom}: Eric are you alright in there?
{Eric}: Yes I'm fine mom, I'm just in here masterdebating!

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

Pixel Masterbation

To have Exposed Wanking Pleasure with yourself Over a Animated Character in MMORPGs....
Games such as WoW hold Many of these People and are known to find Perverts on who Get turned on and Flirt with others on a game only knowing what their Characters Looking like

Pervert: oi oi sexy
Person: err hi
Pervert: Wanna come to Goldshire inn
Person: Yeh sure
Pervert: Okies Lets go
-both go into the in-
Pervert: -screams- IT HAS A DICK!

Pixel Masterbation: -two perverts in the corner Checking out a female Night elf- Look at her Boobs and ass! Dibbs!

by Holychuckle August 26, 2009

emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

by Big aldo October 15, 2020