eastland mall

A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.

Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.

by dermy June 19, 2007

Eastland Mall

The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.

Eastland Mall will always be missed.

by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021

Nawton Mall

A shitty shopping centre in Hamilton where dirty Maoris pick butts and ask for change and also where little annoying fucking kids known as the "H-town wheelie boys " pop wheelies on their stolen push bikes and step out elderly.

"Hone bro let's go Nawton mall"
"Nah fuck that co its swarmed with hori bums and fuckwits poppin wheelies"

by WhiteBoyInNawton May 25, 2018

mall boy

a mall boy is a boy who can often be seen at a clothes store and is obsessed with shopping. they are infatuated with how they look and what clothes they are wearing

see that kid over there? yeah he's such a mall boy.

by the one and only wise one January 23, 2016

Mall Hispanic

Usually just a loud, annoying, too outgoing, and sociopath Hispanic male

Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.

They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.

Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)

Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.

They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.

Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.

Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around

Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that

Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"

Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.

Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool

Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.

Oh look, its another Mall Hispanic

Ugh, Mall Hispanics so damn annoying.

by Perras Falsas May 20, 2020

Mall pace

The brisk determined pace in which people walk as if on a retail therapy mission.

Those women must be on a important mission as they a walking a mall pace.

by Karen Thrift September 24, 2021

Mall Indian

An Indian restaurant located in a mall

Hey guys do you want to go get some Mall Indian. I know a good spot.

by MallIndianEnthusiast March 16, 2022