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Sausage Lump

When a man's penis his so large it droops down and looks like you shoved a sausage in your pants.
Small Penis #1- What does that guy eat!?!?

Small Penis #2- I don't know, but that's a massive sausage lump.
by FabulousMonkey May 19, 2015
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Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.
Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.
by Cum lumper May 27, 2019
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like it or lump it

another way of telling someone "whether you like it or not".
like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, at least in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let the conscruption industry spiel keep unfolding
by Sexydimma February 10, 2014
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billie lump

the lump that forms on ones head after being struck with a night stick.
by icehockeyricks May 9, 2010
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Love lumps

When you get socked or punched for every year you've aged in place of a gift or present. Used as a way to show affection for a loved one without being seen as mushy or soft.
My brother turned 18 today so I gave him 18 love lumps and that new Madden.
by APXPRDTOR December 28, 2021
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take ya lumps

The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho
OW! STOP KICKING ME!
Take ya lumps ya little bitch. Then you can be a 26th street Furry
by FrightenedMudkip August 9, 2016
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pleasure lumps

The little balls of poo that massage the shaft of your penis during anal.
Yeah bitch! Clench harder! I wanna feel those pleasure lumps...
by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022
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