lumping

(Gerund): sitting around not making good use of the oxygen you are breathing. Generally accompanied by mindless viewing of the glowing picture box and intermittent loss of consciousness.

After the football game, we enjoyed lumping on the couch.

lumping by Lampy September 16, 2005

lumpy surprise 

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

lumpy surprise by banjobill January 10, 2009

Lumptee Dump 

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.

Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!

Lumptee Dump by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013

lumpatous 

Snobby mean not nice

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO SO LUMPATOUS JEPSON!

lumpatous by CLUMBSY LEMMONS November 15, 2019

lumpy elephant dung 

The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89

Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.

lumpy elephant dung by Anything4ourMoony February 22, 2023

Pineapple Lumps 

Fresh fruit only grown in New Zealand. Staple diet among the natives at schools. Good for breakfast lunch and tea bro!

I ate some pineapple lumps for breakfast, they were yum as!

Pineapple Lumps by TheBmeister July 28, 2010

Obesity Lumps 

Obesity lumps are chungus swells and lumps and they make you go very g-fuel like and give you great roast ideas, or can be very good in general.

“That song is very obesity lumps.”
Or “That guy has obesity lumps.”

Obesity Lumps by Jooshwah101 June 23, 2021