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love lube
The fluids secreted by the vagina that lubricate the penis during sexual intercourse that seemingly have no correct scientific designation.
Last night I was making out my mom and it got pretty intense. Her panties were soaked with love lube.
Cool story, bro.
Cool story, bro.
love lube by Kalex Revamped September 28, 2011
Gay Lubin (LUBE-in)
worst kid ever. enjoys monroe transfer's abe lincoln's anything involving lube his asshole, and penetration.
and blowjobs (of other dudes).
(look at his name lube-in...cmon)
and blowjobs (of other dudes).
(look at his name lube-in...cmon)
Gay Lubin (LUBE-in) by timothy kelliher March 12, 2005
Reubix Lube
As we know, Reubankle sufferers are extremely protective about their feet, often going to extremes in order to prevent people from setting their eyes on these elusive objects of rapine.
The Reubix Lube was developed as a method of appeasing the anguish of these people. It is a combonation of an extremely pungent and strong lubricant and a very tight casing about the foot, oft refered to as a shoe, closed and tightened by means of a combonation lock.
These combonation lock shoes are savagely difficult to remove and are thus often worn for long periods of time and in times when shoes would normally be an inconvenience. In the shower for example, or when having sexual intercourse.
The lubricant was developed for the sole purpose of getting the combonation lock shoes on and off. It is of great strength and has been known to have been of use in a number of other applications. Prising a beer from another's hand for example. It is also an immense health hazard, as swallowing even one drop can cause ones insides to become outsides.
The Reubix Lube was developed as a method of appeasing the anguish of these people. It is a combonation of an extremely pungent and strong lubricant and a very tight casing about the foot, oft refered to as a shoe, closed and tightened by means of a combonation lock.
These combonation lock shoes are savagely difficult to remove and are thus often worn for long periods of time and in times when shoes would normally be an inconvenience. In the shower for example, or when having sexual intercourse.
The lubricant was developed for the sole purpose of getting the combonation lock shoes on and off. It is of great strength and has been known to have been of use in a number of other applications. Prising a beer from another's hand for example. It is also an immense health hazard, as swallowing even one drop can cause ones insides to become outsides.
"Hank stole my pie and refused to let go of it, so I prised it out of his hand with a drop of Reubix Lube. However, after eating my pie I had to knape for three weeks."
Reubix Lube by Charles Glass July 29, 2009
shit for lube
I bucked her ass so hard she shit all over my dick, so then I used her shit for lube, and crammed it in her pussy until I nutted like a racehorse
shit for lube by butchmanley April 28, 2017