When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.
by ChimneyBandit January 06, 2020
A sexual partner so compatible, you will want to "mate" for life, i.e you want to fuck them forever.
Often said after one of the best orgasms of your life.
Often said after one of the best orgasms of your life.
by srat2017 July 18, 2017
1) A british soldier who faught against the soon to be Americans in the American Revolutionary war. They were called lobster backs because they wore red coats.
2) Slang for an annoying british person who is arrogant and cant stop boasting about how much better there country is than america.
2) Slang for an annoying british person who is arrogant and cant stop boasting about how much better there country is than america.
by Timmmahhh August 07, 2006
A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.
by twirderdy February 10, 2012
When a girl is on her back and you defecate onto her face then sit down covering the nose and mouth so as not to allow any airflow. She will flail and turn red like a lobster.
White Steve: "Hey did you hear about that chick that Jim killed?"
Black Doug: "Yeah, nigga, he always sit too long when bustin a chocolate lobster on a bitch, yome sayin'?"
Black Doug: "Yeah, nigga, he always sit too long when bustin a chocolate lobster on a bitch, yome sayin'?"
by skaggsville March 25, 2010
by sarahbeth November 05, 2006
1.an insult, refers to a lobster(usually blue)that dwells most of their life in a human asshole
2.similar to Zelda's Skulltula, it is a lobster who typically clings vertically on the buttocks of a human
3. Tom scott, of Patchogue
2.similar to Zelda's Skulltula, it is a lobster who typically clings vertically on the buttocks of a human
3. Tom scott, of Patchogue
by D-bo January 17, 2004