A Gentleman’s Lift

When your golf ball lands in a bad spot, so you move it to a better spot without incurring a penalty stroke.

Mike: “What a horrible tee shot, how am I going to hit it from there?”

Jamie: “Just use a Gentleman’s Lift”

by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020

Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.

by RNGF May 29, 2018

Lifted Mickey

The Canadian way of saying boner.

"Ah shoot eh, I got meself a lifted mickey over here. Sorry aboot that."

by FlapjackScraper August 04, 2016

Jerry Lifted

You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.

She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.

by liftedbyjerry June 12, 2024

Lift J

To bet a blow Job on a ski lift

She was so good when she gave me that Lift J

by numb2tuch March 03, 2008

Man Lift

A more 'family friendly' way of saying a boner
Often seen on signs if you have a dirty mind "Main Lift"

Guy 1 - Yeah, my girlfriend slipped in the shower and made me go in and help her
Guy 2 - Woah, nice
Guy 1 - Yeah, i got a total man lift

by The man lifter June 18, 2013

lift the ceiling

Much, much cooler than Raising the Roof, mostly because Pat Sajak said it.

"We're bringing' da Wheel to your city, and we're going to lift the ceiling on that MoFo!" --Pat Sajak

by Dr. Zoid A. Johnberg February 27, 2020