idc.lapis

A mf who can’t miss, he literally lacks the capability to miss. His doctor diagnosed him with “cannot-miss-syndrome” when he was only 6 years old.

“Mrs. Lapis, I’m afraid to tell you this but it seems your son idc.lapis can’t miss”

by my friend jack did this to me April 21, 2021

Dick lupus

A person who is being twaty, they may pretend to be confused simply cause they don’t like what u have said

In response to your friend saying I don’t understand ..don’t be a dick lupus! Or between friends talking about a third party, she’s such a dick lupus

by Beckybeaver June 20, 2021

xx_lapis_k9_xx

the BEST person ever if your moots with them then your lucky especially if you talk to them daily it’s must be AWESOME

xx_lapis_k9_xx is awesome

by lapisfriend October 14, 2021

Hot laps

Sex and whatever more you want it to be.

Wanna go for some hot laps

by Caitiii BB November 27, 2021

Alexander Lapas

a person who simps for anyone named Amy and Lisa from Genshin impact

Alexander Lapas is such a simp

by cool dude 12345678900987654321 August 15, 2022

owen lapsley

Literally the fourth great pumpkin.

"We're the great pumpkin"

"Who's gonna be the fourth great pumpkin?"
"Fuck it, Owen Lapsley is the fourth great pumpkin"

by rosaliecullensgf June 19, 2024

J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.

Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.

by FF L October 2, 2025