lily lapper

one who licks lilies. aka pussy

I love to go to Tory's house because he is a wonderful lily lapper and makes me cum really quickly.

by miss nasty noname July 26, 2010

lapaëna

a machine that can change your height or weight.

I used my lapaëna to become 2 inches shorter.

by Spedian July 29, 2003

LaPenta

eyelahes of a goddess

my friend has the LaPenta's.

by J-Roseee March 28, 2009

Lapbear

A girl, usually college age, who wears Ugg boots, leggings as pants, and a North Face jacket. Usually spotted among sororities.

"I went to the student union today. It's full of lapbears!"

"The weather is getting cold. Won't be long until the lapbears come out of hibernation."

by Fine-ass Okapi October 31, 2011

lampeter fuck

Like a Lampfuck, but one you cannot feel at all glib about.

Bill: "That was a quite a failure of judgement last night Alice, I guess that was what they call a Lampfuck?"
Alice: "Look. I'm not going to talk about it".
Bill: "So it was an actual Lampeter Fuck?".
Alice: "I'm not going to talk about it".

by Noscreadur September 23, 2013

LaPella

A family of "hippies" whoms son is gay, and their other son is a furry.

Guy: that is a weird family
Guy 2: they are a LaPella family

by Not_Blaze_TBG May 5, 2018

Loose-Lipped Moron

Anyone who inadvertently shares a secret. Sounds like a term dating back to the Prohibition era. LLM can also be used in texting.

You silly goose, loose-lipped moron! If it wasn't for that loose-lipped moron, we'd still have a still. One loose-lipped moron spoiled the surprise party.

by Independent Copy Editor August 27, 2011