Swag Lag 

1.Behind on the CURRENT hype
2.Second wave of audience aka the people who make things over played and mainstreamed or in general not up to date
3.Could also be used to describe as swag jack

1. Man dude that guy is on swag lag, he still rockin that baggy shit.
2. Jay - So what you been listenin to
Alex- just some of that NEW kid cudi, y'know day n nite
Jay- that song has been out for so long, pleasee....you only think thats new cuz the bumpin it on the radio
3. John- Ay kevin, you know that one dude over there?
Kevin- yeah what about him?
John- I swear he is on some swag lag, he is doin everything we did....2 months ago...
Kevin- Fail?
John- True

Swag Lag by somedude4152 July 21, 2009

Word Of The Day Lag 

When after bookmarking Urban Dictionary the bookmarker forgets to shorten the bookmark name, leaving the word of the day in the title and forever reading it each time the UrbanDictionary bookmark is clicked.

Dude, are you daft? Fix your word of the day lag.

Word Of The Day Lag by wolfgranite October 7, 2009

Holiday Lag 

When It's a Holiday such as Christmas and no one has anything else better to do so everyone turns and plays Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2. Causing the servers to lagg due to the insane amount of players.

Player One: Shit! I can't believe you almost got that nuke!!!

Player Two: If i wouldn't have lagged then I would have gotten it. Dammnn you Holiday lag!!!!!

Holiday Lag by VendettaOwner January 1, 2010

Text lag 

When delays and congestion in the cellular network cause frustrating delays in the delivery time of a text message potentially causing a social fail.

(texting)
Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"

Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."

9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."

9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"

Text lag by MrAwesom3 July 24, 2010

September jet lag 

The tiredness you get for about a week after starting school again because your body clock is still running in the 'summer holiday' time zone. Typically caused by sleeping at 3am everyday for two months and waking up the next afternoon.

Awake Student: Could you lift your snoring head off my shoulder? You're drooling on me here.
Sleepy Student: *yaaaawwwwnnn* Sorry, I've got September jet lag real bad, I practically sleep-walked here in the first place.

September jet lag by Anata January 3, 2009

Het lag 

When you grow up immersed in a culture of compulsory heterosexuality and labour under the misapprehension that you must be straight. Het lag typically lasts for years or decades.

It is particularly prevalent among those who do not experience a strong sense of romantic or sexual attraction to any sex or gender, and therefore have less obvious counter-evidence to the assumption of heterosexuality than those who experience strong same-sex/same-gender attraction. This is typically exacerbated by the lack of LGBTQIA+ education in schools and lack of awareness in many communities.

However, it is not exclusively experienced by people who identify under the asexual and/or aromantic umbrellas. Anyone whose sexuality is not the exclusively heterosexual 'default' that widespread social norms teach them to expect may experience het lag.

Originally coined in a tweet by Jared Pechacek (@vandroidhelsing):
"Mistyped it as 'het lag' so now we have a term for when you grow up thinking you're straight."

So, folks: how long were you 'het lagged' for?

I was het lagged for about 30 years... :o

Het lag by Ace_Editor April 11, 2019

myspace lag 

Its when Myspace goes crazy and it takes forever to go to a new page and makes you want to yell.

I cant read my messages F*&% Myspace LAG!!

myspace lag by Camille sdt November 17, 2007