by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009
In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
by Balphezar October 23, 2006
a porno that involves two trans that are gay including a water gun of lube that two trans squirt into each others rectums and scrotums. This sex type is very vulgar. It's strongly recommended by Katlin Jenner and brad pitt.
by penis sucking June 02, 2017
A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it
(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)
(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
by Captain Dale April 26, 2009
A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009