last night on earth

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.

OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH

by RealJamesSchmurr January 29, 2019

last call

A person so homely they are only hit-on after last call.

"Jason is so desperate, he's trying to pick-up that last call at the end of the bar!"

by Tho3m December 12, 2007

Last Name Twin

When you find a person that is not related to you but they have the exact same last name as you. Has to be spelled the same way.

Jacob Moskowitz and Shira Moskowitz are cool because they are't related but are last name twins.

by Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve NAAASH April 7, 2011

Last Action Hero

The act of pulling a character from a movie, TV show, book, or comic, into the real world. This would be the actual character from the story, NOT the actor who is portraying the character.

Otis: "Hey, Gunther, if you could make love to any woman of your choosing, who would you choose?" Gunther: "I'd LAST ACTION HERO Alice from the Twilight movies."

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 14, 2013

last breath

that inhalation on your doomsday before you heart finally stops beating

Raven: then you know what I'm here for?
Death: ...but they're mine now, once they took their last breath, I'm a soul collector baby I'm Death

by griim_reeaper May 24, 2017

last of a dying breed

someone who does something very few people do anymore normally something illegal
real gangsters, king of lines (graffiti kings), trap stars - some examples

did you hear jack got killed hustling" "ya the cops found 1 pound of heroin on him" "damn he really was one of the last of a dying breed

by urban word monkey October 19, 2010

last in line for the gang bang

Originating from the title of a song by Boston psychopath/frontman GG Allin that was, in fact, actually about being last in line for a gang bang. The term is somewhat uncommon, but occasionally used by people in the New England hardcore and punk scenes, where it refers to someone who is late to a trend (or late to drop it), unaware of big news or changes, or generally clueless. It can be used against oneself or a friend in a comically self-depricating fashion, or against someone as an insult.

"What? You guys are gonna meet at O'Malley's in fifteen minutes? Fuck, I had no idea... I'm always last in line for the gang bang."

"No one told you that the show was cancelled? Shit, dude, you're always last in line for the gang bang, I swear."

"Of course you're still wearing a Papa Roach shirt. You're always last in line for the gang bang, you retard."

by don_tardo January 1, 2007