by Fuck meh Rihanna March 05, 2017
A worldwide student condition that makes one completely unmotivated and unproductive in the time leading up to and during one's final exam. Procrastination reaches unchartable levels and everything except actual studying is done. During the exam writing tends to be rambling and illegible and 95% of cases leave their exam early, even if what they have written isn't up to usual standard/they've written too little for good marks.
"Dude! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Exam Syndrome."
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Exam Syndrome."
by Desastre November 19, 2013
by Tsar Dudebro II September 21, 2019
The friend you call as a last resort when all your other friends are busy. You don't really like this friend and are prone to cancel on them if you get a better offer. You may be this friend to someone else.
Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.
Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.
Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.
Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.
Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!
by mrperson123 April 11, 2017
the fear or reluctance of dialing the last digit of a phone number; seen most commonly among guys who get the number of a girl they like and want to ask out, but then fail to muster up enough courage to complete the call, usually stopping before punching in the very last key of the number.
Dude #1: "Denise gave Adam her home phone number, and he was so stoked about it he said he would give her a call last night. But I guess he must be suffering from last digit syndrome, since all he kept dialing was "555-236...and it stopped there every time!"
Dude #2: "Ha! well hopefully he'll grow a set by tonight and try again....hotties like Denise don't stay single for very long, ya know!"
Dude #2: "Ha! well hopefully he'll grow a set by tonight and try again....hotties like Denise don't stay single for very long, ya know!"
by ColdOne September 03, 2006
by bitstripslang September 30, 2018
A compelling need to be the last person to speak during an argument or conversation; finishing an argument with a response of immaturity typically consisting of either repeating the last thing you said over and over until the other person stops talking, making whiny/baby noises, or childish name-calling.
Person 1: You're such a tool.
Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: You just said that.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.
Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?
Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: You just said that.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.
Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?
by rhastings88 November 10, 2013