Lanedog's Aunt

The ugliest person in a group of women or a family. Usually has a very man-like face, with short hair and hideous glasses. Is very quiet, and has a deep voice, so you can't really figure out if they're female. May have to pluck their chin hair often.

Dude, that group of chicks was fly but the one on the left was Lanedog's Aunt. I could of sworn I heard her bark.

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

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Lameducation

The Lamestream Education System. The system of education that creates generations of Sheeple who cannot think for themselves. The Lameducation System are not limited from K-12, it extends into Higher Lameducation Institutions such as Liberal Arts Colleges and Universities and Graduate School, which at these higher levels produce Sheeple with useless degrees in useless Majors which hundreds of thousands of dollars in Student Debt and no real job prospects locking them into a never ending dependence on Lamestream Institutions. Which is exactly what the Lamestream Elite Wants, Sheeple with Huge Amounts of Debt who are followers not free thinkers.

Past Tense: Lameducated

Adjective: Lameducational

I am a product of the Public Lameducation System.

I just got my Masters Degree in Lameducation, now I get to teach all new generations how to think EXACTLY like me and my teachers and their teachers...

I am highly lameducated, you have to listen to me, your 30 years of professional experience means nothing, I should be your boss, and you have to pay me more than you make because of my Lameducation and I know how to multi-task on both iPhone and Android.

I watch youtube all day, it's highly Lameducational.

by SrcMaker January 3, 2021

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too lated

verb,mistake,noun, something that could've been avoided, had you had forsight.

im sorry i came in your mouth, my bad I too lated. I saw the cop car too late, I too lated.

by not yoko, broccoli rob June 25, 2008

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dirty lapeedis

A dirty lapeedis is when a guy and a girl are engaging in sexual intercourse, and the guy pulls out and finishes off his load by jacking off. He tells the girl he is going to get it in her mouth with the intention of actually getting in there, but he completely misses and gets it somewhere else not even close to the girl. Quite common for guys with bad aim. The name originated from the movie Zenon Girl of the 21st Century, hence the name lapeedis. Somebody had tried to shoot Zenon with a blaster but was completely off.

Derek is coming over again today. I am sort of hoping he gives me a dirty lapeedis again cause I do not like the taste of his sperm.

by John Sambleback June 13, 2009

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