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Keith Moon

What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.

Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.

During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
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Keith koh

Keith is a bloody fucker that 好心没好报
He is fucking retarded and likes to call people while they are sleeping or showering to ask them if they are siao. He loves to ask you to shdup for no reason and is one of the most xia lan fuckers you will ever meet in your life . But if your very close to him and know him very well then he is one of the best person with a good heart and will help you no matter what . He will always be there for you when you need him overall someone you can trust and he is loyal
Keith koh : YOU SIAOOO AH
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Keith the paddidledonk

A squid that Wilbur Soot named with Charlie Slimecicle, Wilbur came up with the name and told Charlie 😈💪
"Yo what's one Minecraft squid called again?" - Person 1

"Oh it's Keith the Paddidledonk" - Person 2
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keith richard

when a single toe pops out of a sock
oh no! keith richard is back!
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Keith the bug

A funny ass night owl who will not cheat on us with the "other fellowship" . He a bug.
Look at keith the bug, hes funny. love u!
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Keith Holder

Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
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