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Jenophobia

The fear of your hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you in hot water.

This fear is believed to be caused by being abused by your parents and friends as a child or eating taht last peice of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt.
Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:wuw like huw that makes you solid and a GANGSTA!!!
Sean:i poked a dinner nanny
by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009
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Jehovah's Witnesses

1. A member of a global Christian congregation who worship Jehovah as the only God, believe in Jesus as God's son sent to ransom humankind from sin and death and is now ruling as king in heaven. They believe that the goodnews must be preached before the end comes and stays neutral in National and Racial controversies.

2. A member of an international Christian organisation whose believes are based solely on the Bible. They often go from house to house preaching, "God's Kingdom." The Witnesses also have no clergy class and regularly meet for worship at the, "Kingdom Hall"

3. A group of Christians that were hated and persecuted by Nazi Germany along with the Jews and Roma for refusing military service. The Witnesses were also persecuted by the former Soviet Union for refusing military service as conscious objectors. They believe a Christian shouldn't get involved in war as Jesus taught that one should love his neighbor as himself.

Jehovah's Witnesses are often hated, misunderstood and despised by a lot of people but a closer look at them and their believes will annul such hatred and misunderstanding.

These definitions were written based on unbiased historical evidence. The above informations were collected from face to face interview with the Witnesses, from their website (www.jw.org), The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum (www.ushmm.org),and Jewish Virtual Library (www.jewishvirtuallibray.org)
Jehovah's Witnesses knocked at my door this morning and offered a free home bible study course
by apallison December 10, 2017
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I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.
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Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people just like every one else but you do have the retards that try to force there religion on you but its not just them there is also other religions that do it also but all religion points to one thing and that is god or gods and they all try to achieve one thing and thats going two heaven or somthing like that but personly a think people put to much faith into god but not enough in theselves and it would be better if there was no religon because everyone would be treat each other as an equal.
Jehovah's Witnessesthanks god before they thank the real heros such as doctors fireman and loads of other people
by rfc June 24, 2007
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jenson lai

A man with a love of anime.
Masato: I love anime!!
Bung: omg you're such a jenson lai...
by SadamHusain March 22, 2017
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jenlow

When you finger a girl while she is blowing another guy
Dude, myself and this guy totally jenlowed a girl on that road trip.
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jentora

Jèntora is a beautiful fine Caribbean girl mainly of Haitian and Puerto Rican decent and she is short and cute
That girl Jentora is fine asl hell damn look at her goo
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