Jelissa

Jelissa is a kind-hearted, beautiful, talented, and caring girl. She loves to paint, dance, sing, and play ukulele. She has a weird, but unique, sense of humour. She has an awesome obsession of birds and caves put together. She likes to work as a team and she likes to ride horses and feed them hay. Jelissa is the best twin in the whole world. She is a best friend. The guy who ends up with Jelissa is the luckiest person on earth.

I am glad Jelissa is my twin!

by li1231123456789100twinffjsdfas May 24, 2018

jewish doctor

its a jewish doctor

jewish doctor: shalom shalom your foreskin is gone

by lenart karlson December 12, 2019

Jenisha

one sexy assbutt

"wow look at dat ass"
"yeah almost as good as Jenisha!"
"So good they should be part of the Assvengers!"

by assbuttttt December 4, 2012

soggy jewish perm

the act of wanking in the shower, then ejaculating into a mass of your own mothers pubic hair, but in doing so clogging the plug hole. afterwards, the cum-filled hair must be fished out using a bare hand, then the semen must be filtered from the hair using both hands. One may then choose to shower again, as flecks of solidified sperm may have become lodged in nooks or crannies

'im goin for a shower'
'wil u b indulgin in a soggy jewish perm'
'of course'

by a_nonymous November 5, 2006

jebus

Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...

(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)

Do you belive in Jebus?

Hell Nha

by D.J. J. Caten May 13, 2006

Jewish Tip

When you fuck a girl and throw a dollar bill at her afterwards.

This guy gave me a Jewish Tip last night.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

jewish ass rape

A situation that occurs when you are winning at Super Mario Kart and then suddenly find yourself in last place.

"Dude, I just totally got jewish ass raped by luigi and his red shell!"

by koopa1 November 2, 2006