Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared

jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha

by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020

japseye

1. A small japanese eye slit looking hole at the tip of your bellend where you urinate out of.

Henry and Mavis where playing cards when Mavislost she Punished Henry By Forking hos Japseye!

by Peter Crotch November 19, 2006

jared

A male of the mentally challenged variety who enjoys showing up thirty minutes late to everything, crying while masturbating, killing homeless people because he is protected under the Second Class Citizen Law, and trying to bone highschool girls.

Jordan: Hey, i thought your friend was going to be here by now.
Jay: Yeah, it’s Jared so he’ll be 30 minutes late as usual.

by wewuzanonymous October 4, 2018

Jareding

When you fuck up something beyond belief.

Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.

by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010

Jabsex

1. To be in a uncomfortable sexual position. 2. Uncool,lame or not cool banana's.
word developed in katoomba

This position is just jabsex, let's spoon again.

by Grand Master Falcon July 26, 2009

Jared

An oustanding everything. He can literally do what ever he wants when he wants.

That guy is so cool. He must be a jared

by Kid in the box January 29, 2015

Jansen

Likes italian girls

That boy's a Jansen

by Breekki February 18, 2019